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A burglar breaks into a house. He sees a CD player that he wants so he takes it.Then he hears a voice "JESUS is watching you". He looks around with his flashlight wandering "What The HELL Was That?".He spots some $ on a table and takes it......Once again he hears a voice " JESUS is watching you".He hides in a corner trying to find where the voice came from. He spots a birdcage with a parrot in it! He goes over and asks " Was that your voice?". It said "YES".He then says "What's your name?". It says "MOSES".The burglar says " What kind of person names his bird moses??" The parrot replys "THE SAME PERSON THAT NAMES HIS Rottweiler "JESUS".